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Tessa Christian, former lead singer of notorious band "the christian rock group" became famous for being briefly married in secret to rock ledgend Louis Walsh in dublin in 1975. Famous for her alleged love affair with Marshal Mathers, producing love child "Stevie Curtain Christian"  named after marshalls first album "curtain call". Tessa gained a cult following in the gay secluded town of Hackney/Shorditch london the real McCoy of the hit series "Eastbenders". Having lost her battle against a sex change "Christian Testicle" now focusses his time on his taste for fine organic dining, know for her robin hood like tactics  of stealing from gardens in primrose hill and taking them back to the poorer hoods, hence the title Robin' Rich Hoods.