User:Hbbourne10

The Name
Look here, bitches. This is Dillon Motherfucking Quarles. Some people seem to think his middle name is "Rhett", but it is not. It is "Motherfucking". Dillon is a one of a kind individual with distinct characteristics. If you are unfamiliar with his physical appearance, just ask the janitors in Forrer Hall. They were fortunate enough to become familiar with his every facet.

Phylosophy
Gravity is not real. End of story.