User:Hczosta

Aaaaah, hah! I know you're out there. Hello, hello!

Czoooooooosta. I am Czosta. Czosta! Twilight of the gods? No, just a walk in the park. Valet parking?

Nooooooo. Don't hurt me again! Please don't hurt me. No more needles. No more knives. Nice spider. I'll be goooooood. Spider, spider, spider. So empty in here. Why, why, why.

Just 'cause the third world is in a world of hurt don't mean that you can't cruise in style. Drive a 7000 Series Roadbike from BMX. The Ultimate Riding Machine.

Walenstadt No-Cal Ice Cream. Advertising. What a crock. The McAlister campaign! Don't take my word for it - ask Accounting!

America. The Door to Opportunity. Man's Gateway to Freedom. Where Luck Meets Opportunity. The United States: We Care About Your Future! Humanity's Greatest Nation! The Chance of a Lifetime! Take the citizenship test... Is America for you? See a US Congressman! Help humanity while you help yourself! The United States of America! Find Hope Among the Stars and Stripes!

Why did you fire me? The McAlister campaign wasn't a failure. Not a failure at all. In fact, it was GREAT! Visionary! Walenstadt No-Cal Ice Cream. Won't stick to your ribs - runs right through you. McAlister Foods didn't agree. The campaign was magnificent. McAlister Foods - spineless toads. Don't know good work, nope, stupid, stupid. Vitamin-this, vitamin-that. Who cares? Who buys?

Robot, spider, robot, spider. Traaaaiiiins. Trains! TRAINS! Don't hurt me. No more needles. Where am I?

When I got to America, I realized I had made a huge mistake. I wasn't ready to die. I couldn't go home because I had no money. But oh, god, I was so afraid of the trains. So scared. I took Miguel Bustamente aside, told him I was a kindred spirit. Old country and all! Pals, we were! Got a train pass from him. S'posed to be safe. Brought me here, it did. Hah! Look where THAT got me!

Things didn't work out. I used my severance to buy a ticket to America. Clean start, you know? Can't brood on the past, got to move forward.

PureDiet Cat Food! Crunch'n'munch, your cat will love you. Hugo, Hugo, comin' at you. Marketing czar, advertizing star.