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Bill Keffer was born in Da Nang in the year 1970 to parents Ho Chi Minh and Jack Davis Keffer. He grew up in a household where Americans were seen as the enemy so when he turned 18 he migrated there and became a sleeper agent in the DEA. His father Jack was quite racist and misogynistic so their cousin Stephanie Keffer cursed him that all people with the name Jack Davis Keffer would be assholes. He then moved to Dubai to set up Marriot as an international Saigon Recovery center for all lost Vietnamese citizens. He also dabbles in import cars.