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George Bardsley The Head Hussy Wrangler of the Strip Female Plugs association was born in Smoltsville 1876. He caught his first hussy in 1890, outside Colonel Steve's house, the hussy was called "Thomas Thy Morris." He caught him with a shoe and seven types of floating chalk. The most legendary of the hussy wranglings was in 1932, inside a pub called "Jafar Has Spoken." This wrangling involved two female sheep and a type of lightbulb simply known as "Un Terrible", it was in its prototype stages. George threw one of the female sheep at the hussy; this hussy was an extremely rare and dangerous type (which is why Bardsley is well known for it), her name was "B.E.L.L.I.S", she was one of the four horsemen leaders of the hussy association. As the sheep was thrown at her she jumped up using her hussy legs and caught it in her ear. Her ear enlarged and engulfed in the sheep in one. The second sheep, George used more cleverly. In 3.67 seconds he had shaven all the fur off and made an"Un Terrible" lightbulb (in its respectable prototype stage), the lightbulb exploded, its glass shards rapidly shooting all around the pub. Just at the shards went to pierce B.E.L.L.I.S' skin, a train came in and ran over the hussy. Bards claimed this was all part of his plan and from there on out became known as the greatest hussy wrangler since Mom Torris. www.mylazysundays.com-This link provides actual video footage of the actual hussy wrangling. Mom Torris was Bardsley's most well known arch nemesis. Bardsley had many rivals in the hussy wrangling business, they included: Bran Frookes, Samothy Holtington, Erinufus, Smolt, Sam Holt, TONY, Lomas' kitchen and of course MDF. However Mom Torris was indeed the most notorious and well known of the enemies. However there were times when the Hussy Wranglers teamed up. These groups included: The Smolts, Samolts and the super overlord of death Bmolt. Mom Torris' methods of hussy wrangling were very destructive and were frowned upon by the Suffragists. His choice of costume was half a horse leg, two leather straps (attached to his skin) a t-shirt which read "WHERE IS MY UNCLE?" and bright white pants.