User:HeadOfMothmanism

Hello Everyone, Soon I will be making a page about a new belief called "Mothmanism". Mothmanism is the belief that Mothman is the truest and most supreme being. He is the supreme god of this religion. Joining is free.

Birth of The Blue Goddess
The sun was born with a benign tumor. After some operations and expensive plastic surgery, the tumor was removed. This tumor became earth, and was ruled by its only inhabitant, the Blue Godess. The Blue godess was a actually a male god, but because he liked Greys Anatomy, his friends called him a Godess. The blue godess become bored, so he took out his left molar, and threw it in the air. When the molar came back, it took the form of a bag of doritos. In that bag was the mothman. The mothman ate the blue godess, and his fecies grew into a million more mothmen. The mothmen ruled the earth for billions of years. One day during a connect four tournament, they all slaughtered eachother. The only mothman left was a mothman named Mothman.

Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby has nothing to do with the story of the mothman.