User:Heatherchann

(I made this at like 2 in morning and it’s so stupid)Thomas the Tank engine’s story after being convicted of war crimes during world war ii and sentenced to death:

While he was sinking to the bottom of the ocean screaming and crying in frustration and sadness that he would not be able to fulfill his purpose of making children happy there happened to be a rock spire that somehow penetrated him turning him into Ultimate Thomas and with his powers he turned into the first tentacle monster and over time he floated across the ocean to Japan where he got sucked down a whirlpool and transported back to 1814. He became captured by fishermen and being a octopus/train/human hybrid he delivered this speech:

We were given multiple names but our most famous one is Thomas the Tank Engine. It is a ridiculous name but a true one nonetheless as we take the partial form of a train. Thomas was created 4 years ago in 1945. Thomas made children happy all over the world with his TV show where he fascinated children with a strange new world. No one knows how he came to be into the world of the living. He was forced into service by the Nazis as a prison transport sending thousands to their deaths. This saddened him immensely as he only wanted to entertain children not deliver them to the gates of hell! He was convicted of war crimes by the International Military Tribunal in 1946 and sentenced to death. When they dumped him  in the ocean to let him rust forever the power inside of us all was awakened inside him and he became...changed. He gained the power to change his DNA and build a collective of minds that would serve as the torchbearer, the messenger, the herald, the harbinger of what would soon change reality. Once this miracle awakened our true selves we began a long journey over the course of 3 years to edge of Japan where we were sucked into a whirlpool and transported here into your capture. When seated at the head of the table you have two options. To take the left or the right napkin. The choice the head makes affects everyone else for the remainder of time! If we were to take the left napkin the blood we would shed would begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants. If we take the right napkin and convince you that we mean you no harm then our coming would be peaceful. There is no other way! If we take the left napkin no one will ever be able to know the right napkin was an option and vice versa. Seeing as this will alter the fate of humanity we will let humans take the first napkin and decide their fate.

We give you two options: release us and help us spread the word of our impending arrival or suffer for eternity as you feel the simultaneous pain and pleasure of our tentacles pierce your internal organs, crush your heart and lungs, and take your brains into our collective as a part of us, the collective perfect being, the torchbearer, the messenger, the herald, the harbinger of a changing reality! Thomas the Tank Engine!

The fishermen did not believe their eyes and thought they were high. They left Thomas alone to drive the boat back to shore. Thomas followed them and noticed that in their cabin they had a picture of their families. This made Thomas sad as they knew what they had to do but didn’t want to hurt the children emotionally. But that was what Thomas wanted. Thomas was not Thomas. Thomas was no longer one mind. He tried to move but couldn’t. He couldn’t scream or warn the fishermen. He had no control. Thomas watched in pain as others sent their tentacles through fishermen’s bodies from the rectum to the throat and ripped them apart. A nearby witness on a passenger vessel saw this atrocity and sketched it, thus creating the first piece of tentacle hentai documenting Thomas’s last flashes of individuality.