User:Heathor

Heathor

She went to primary school.

Derived from the Nors God of Thunder, Thor. Her skills are many, talents included. Born in 1987 and still living, she currently resides in Newtownabbey, Northern Ireland. The youngest of 4, the "baby of the family" she now still lives with her parents, Jim and Kathleen, along with her 2 year old Bichon Frise, Bailie.

Of course, this is but a minor amount of information that makes up the Heathor. With the ability to talks non-stop (and absolute) shite for hours, occupy herself fully in a plain, white room, and also have an extensive like and love for music, films, TV and all. These are the things that come together to make up a small % of the Heathor.

Also going by the name Hemo, there is no real true name for this legend. She is anonymous, the sky, the sun, Thor! Perhaps seen as a little ego-tistical or arrogant, this has not stopped Heathor/ Hemo in the past from engaging in political debates, the economy and environmental discussions, each time having a strong arguement to back up her case. Known to have a strong opinion and to show no fear or remorse in voicing her own opinions.

A major fan of the computer game Solitaire, her highest score stands at $2000+ (the actual score was forgotten)

The Hemo, as the mysterious creature is known, can be spotted in the wild (wild being used very openly here) by noticing several things in the surroundings... 1. Instead of the usual one drink in front of a person at a bar, there would usually be 3/4 all with straws protruding to the Hemos food gland. 2. If you randomly take photos in a club, the Hemo will magically appear somewhere withing that photo out of the darkness. How this happens, no one knows for sure, but some scientists reckon its the flash light on the camera, which acts as an awakening device for the creature. 3. A mass head banging and loud noises also point out a Hemo in the wild, espechially when one takes a photo of such an occurance, a very common feature of these photos is that the Hemo looks to be in the process of giving an invisible felatio, however this is widely disputed, due to the head banging!

For government officials to find the Hemo, a job which has been going on for some time now, several new clues to the whereabouts of this creature have arrisen...One being the massive red digits in the bank acounts of several northern ireland members, leading the MI5, CIA and for some strange reason, the CSI teams, to deduct that it hids somewhere in the lands of Norn Iron.

I think she went to secondary school too...

Steeks have also fallen to their peril around the Hemo, it was reported last November from onlookers in Sashbery Square that several steeks fell of their chairs and ran in terror at the sheer mention of the name HEMO. One tried to fight back, however, his weapon of choice was a chip. In retrospect - this was a poor choice. 5.643 seconds later, his face was planted over the tiled flooring. This, the night Hemos age increased, also purchased a small vibrator which dropped on the floor and buzzed along at speed under tables and chairs for about a minute as she ran after it.

Heathor or Hemo is a member of the Trinity. Few know about the Trinity, although, those that do know know of the strong love within it. For the Trinity (tharee), (tres) is forever. Heathor, a being full of wisdom, knowledge, advice and answers knows all. She is all powerful, all knowing. Heathor is space and time itself. She is the air you breathe, the milk you pour on your cornflakes.

I saw her at UUC once...dunno if she actually goes there or not.