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Toby Denne Toby Denne was born October 15 2008 and has a networth of £52,000,000. In late September 2022 he carefully curated the cure for Cancer in his bedroom with nothing but a toothpick, a spoon and a couple 'secret ingredients'. He has not yet released this prototype to the public but has successfully tested it on a Cancer patient. The patient's stage 3 testicular cancer receded to nothing within 24 hours, but at the cost of 12 seizures, a 'minor' headache, constant vomiting and 3 instances of severe shitting. Despite all of this, the patient survived and is now cured from his cancer in exchange of now being permanently paralyzed from the neck down.

This caused great controversy towards Toby Denne and the 2023 riots broke out saying how Toby Denne should get rid of the cure for cancer. Toby's uncle Joseph Denne defended his nephew, but was arrested by the police for Pedophilia towards a minor. Toby fought for his right to be able to use his treatment, and on August 14th 2023, he held 12 cancer patients hostage, threatening to cure them from their cancer with his special treatment. A 36 hour hostage negotiation broke out at Bath Hospital between Toby Denne and the police, which ultimately turned into a debate on which football team would win; Chelsea or Tottenham. After the police had gotten the football player Son in to tell Toby that Chelsea is better, he reluctantly agreed to let the hostages go and was arrested immediately.

The court trial that followed lasted 3 hours after Toby Denne competed in a English or Spanish tournament against the judge and came out on top. He said after to ITV news, and I quote; 'That Judge is nothing but a gay beta. Ultimately, I am more sigma which is why I am not going to jail and the judge is instead.' He Proceeded to Mew before walking off into the sunset in the opposite direction to his house.

During the general election of 2024, Toby Denne ran for Prime Minister with his own party 'USIP'. His manifesto included: -Placing sea mines around the British coast to stop the boats and immigrants from getting in. -Bringing back the industrial revolution to create smog in the sky that will act as a barrier from potential bombers. -Increase tax on the poor to help pay for sea mines and factories. -Building insane asylums for people apart of the LGBTQ+ community. -Oil plans to be created in schools and green areas. -'Make Doctor Who Great again!' -Build manned turrets on beaches to fire at possible targets coming to invade. -Manufacturing Nukes (for safety). His Co-Prime Minister and assistants: Thomas Freeman, Charlie Berrelly, Takoda and Thomas Singer. Unfortunately, they did not win the general election but had 9 seats.