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Ryan Frank
(born on July 7, 1993) is an American bassist, gamer, and constructor of popsicles. He is currently 15, residing in Crestview, FL, where he spends most of his Free-Tiem either pwning on XBOX Live, hanging out with his friends, mastur-biking (a combination of masturbation, and bicycling), or any combination of the three.

New Mexico; The Early years
Ryan Frank, was born 8lbs.6oz. a perfect baby boy, on july 7th, at 7:17 a.m. he came out of the womb smiling, because as he puts it "no man ever cries...EVER" His early life was full of awesome events, like going to water parks, watching batman, play dates, which weren't play for him. (in his words, his play dates consisted of "me undressing the girl, and giving her some hot d**k***s" Ryan describes his parent's parenting as "loosely based" as in, he could do whatever he wanted, as long as it wasn't illegal, and if it was, to not get caught. after he turned 4 he began pre-school, he recalls one incident form pre-school, the incident happens to be his last day there, " I was four, we were in art station. i was scribbling things onto the canvas, when this d**k i think his name was Louis or something comes up and says that the girl that i like is HIS girlfriend, i say something like "well then. Looks like we must have a fight to the death" Louis has no ti