User:HelloCY

Cy Chavez was born May 10, 1988 in Lima, Peru. He currently has larger breasts than 75% of the female students at Johns Hopkins University, where he is a freshman. Coincidentally, he is also trying to hook up with 75% of the female students there. His nicknames are Coinslot and Trickshot, which he spent all summer sewing onto two damn shirts. He has an odd obsession with he number 21 and writes ‘CY’ on his right hand and ‘XXI’ on his left. Cy has an intense competitive streak, which he indulges, but often without success. He has already fallen behind on his challenge of getting one girl a week and his ‘gallon challenge’ pool, which has $40 riding on it, has been postponed. In short, Cy is “the shit.”