User:HelloKittyIslandAdventure

I am HelloKittyIslandAdventure. I enjoy drinking Gatorade™ and Four Loko™, while lounging in my Martha Stewart™ luxury linen hammock, on my deck, built with timber from Lumber Liquidators™, while listening to music on my Sony™ walkman portable CD player. My favorite foods are Lay's™ potato chips and Oreos™, as well as the boneless hot wingz from Chili's™. I hate promotional content and product placement, just like Wikipedia, so I thought this was a perfect fit.