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Band biography
Burzum II (originally Le Reddit Army) is a progressive dream-funk rap pop punk oceangrunge band. The band was remarkable because it was the first all-gay band of which all members did not have any arms or legs. However, as the complete original line-up has been replaced, the band is no longer very remarkable. The band started out as a Neutral Milk Hotel cover band, producing the sounds by clapping with spoons of different shapes. During this period, they released their first demo called "Demo II". After this, the band decided to be a washboard band for a short period, but this style was quickly abandoned once it was established that no one in the band knew how to play the washboard, washtub bass or jug flute. After this period, the band released its debut album, which was praised by critics. Rodney Doombal rated the debut with a 11/10, and the album drove him insane a week later, leading Pitchfork to erase his entire existence. Their second album, a double album, was also critically acclaimed, although it was banned from 24 countries for satanic themes. After this, the band went on a vacation to Hawaii for two years, and consequently started experimenting with oceangrunge, resulting in their third album, "WEAK WAVES 2: The Darkest Ocean". One of the songs on this album, CHOPPY WATER, would go on to spawn the new genre of oceangrunge-jazz-fusion. Their fourth album was made by forcing British musician Squarepusher to twerk in front of a microphone for 8 minutes, after which the audio was stretched into a 6 hour long piece. This album was called "Testicular Holocaust". After this, the band entered what is usually referred to as "the dark point of their career", resulting in several rap albums, one of which was an album where every sound was made by slapping wet toast against things.

The band's original front man died from anorexia, and the original wind instrument player died after a long battle against cancer. To make sure that the next front man would not die from anorexia, the band decided to hire an obese transvestite. This turned out to be a smart move when Bono tried to kill the front man, but the bullet got stuck in his fat. This incident enraged the front man so much that he subsequently killed Jeremy Ward. Eventually, the other members left due to artistic differences. The band became a pop punk band after this period, and hired a saxophone player to enrich the sound of the band.

Musical style
Burzum II plays progressive dream-funk, pop punk, rap and oceangrunge, with their debut album being hailed by critics as the best album within the progressive dream-funk genre. They have often used controversial techniques, such as producing a double-album of which the second disc was the first disc backwards, and ending every song with a sus chord. The complete recipe for a chocolate soufflé narrated by Nicholas Cage can be heard when the debut album is played backwards. In addition, they did not like it when they were referred to as a musical band, preferring to be seen as "more like a stretchy elastic band". The band's recording process is always preceded by the following ritual: The band take acid, get naked, rub baby oil on each other and re-enact the birth of the universe in an erotic interpretive dance while chanting "BEE AN EM! BEE AN EM! TEN OUT OF TEN! TEN OUT OF TEN!". The lyricism contains at least one reference to Star Trek in every song. The band's song titles are usually references to internet memes. When asked to collaborate on Björk's latest album, members of the band took turns defecating on a flag of Iceland and mailed it to her record label with a piece of paper saying "costanza.jpg"

Live shows
Due to the current front man being an obese transvestite and the founding members having no limbs, the band hardly moves on stage. The band also often poops on stage, and sells this poop as merchandise after the show. The drum kit always has the ":^)" smiley face on it. The band also hates it when non-European people show up to their shows, as the band has a neo-Nazi background. Swans front man Michael Gira dances at the side during every show, wearing a dog leash. The whole band has also been caught multiple times posting offensive content on a Chinese Cartoon Image Board while on stage.

Band Members
Singer (Founding member) -

Singer (Current) -

Bassist (Founding member) -

Bassist (Current) - Jesus Christ

Wind Instrument Player (Founding member) -

Saxophone Player -

Guitarist (Founding Member) -

Guitarist (Current) -

Drummer (Founding member) -

Drummer #2 -

Drummer #3-

Drummer #4-

Drummer #5-

Drummer #6-

Drummer #7-

Drummer #8-

Drummer/Guitarist (Current) -

It has to be noted that the band has had 9 drummer because the drummer gets replaced every two years.

Discography
Demo II

Debut Album

Untitled Double Album

WEAK WAVES 2: The Darkest Ocean

Testicular Holocaust

Untitled Rap Album

Untitled Rap Album 2

Untitled Rap Album 3