User:HelpfulFriend bwahah/sandbox

Mona Lisa is famous for her crazy purple nurples as well as her skateboarding down the great wall of China. She did indeed want her portrait done for the skateboard wall of fame but he double crossed her and got famous off a stolen portrait after drugging her and locking her inside his cow room, he did this all in 10 minutes. When she got out she was maaaaaaaadddddddddd and she attempted murder but the cow killed him first. The cow, Maurice, was upset she had to share her room with this druggy Mona Lisa. Mona lisa then thanked the cow and said "Next time I eat an AMAZINGUH burger i shall think and thank you." the cow Mooed which was translated into "I will do the same when I'm murdering a fellow human, i'm a spy cow by the way." Mona lisa smiled then rode off into the sunset on her hot pink skull maniac skateboard. The cow then hid the body and continued working for the C.O.W.S  Cilling Over Worked Sandwiches, and humans as the race to victory of taking over the world with the P.I.G.S who were really goats. Now you know the truth. Thanks! -YourHelpfulFriend