User:Hendrixjohnson10/Cinnamon Toast Crunch Crisis

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What is the. Cinnamon Toast Crisis?

Jensen Karp tweeted at Cinnamon Toast Crunch, made by General Mills, asking for, oh, any explanation as to why these desiccated shrimp tails came out of his bag of morning cereal. At first, the brand insisted they weren’t shrimp tails at all, but “an accumulation of cinnamon sugar that can sometimes occur when ingredients aren’t thoroughly blended,” and that, in this instance, it just happens to look identical to the leftovers of a shrimp buffet. Upon deeper investigation, Karp assures that they were indeed shrimp tails. Cinnamon Toast Crunch has now issued a statement saying the shrimp incident (shrimpcident) did not occur at its facilities, and it must have been an issue of tampering.