User:Henrietta the Great

My name is Henrietta. I am great. And I mean that literally. Like super fantastic all around awesome. I was born on a small goat farm in Eastern Congo in 1598. We also had one fish that we kept in a small jar. It was the onnly water available for miles but we loved out fish. But then one fateful day when I was 6 i got thirsty...oh no. The water was kinda salty. We also had some hamsters that we raised for meat. Hamster is surprisingly delicious and kinda like chicken...very juicy and yummy. it takes about 10 hamsters to make a decent sized meal. The best way to kill a hamster I have found is to dip them head first into swamp water for 2 minutes and then roll them in a vat of sweet and sour sauce. Anyways....my life now is very glamorous. I live in a temple and I am worshiped daily by lots of people, especially HOT men. P.S.- I hate Melissa Rycroft from the Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars. I am very happy that she lost on both shows. HAHAHAHA.

--Henrietta the Great (talk) 23:40, 22 June 2009 (UTC)