User:Henry Ingraham/sandbox

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New WP Slogans

 * Wikipedia – The Encyclopedia anyone can vandalize!
 * Wikipedia - We make herding cats seem super-easy!
 * Wikipedia - You don't have to be crazy to edit here, but it helps!
 * Wikipedia - The internet version of the camel - a horse designed by committee!

Miscellaneous comments

 * I'm not an idiot, but I sometimes play one on Wikipedia!

Fractured Proverbs, Sayings, and Famous lines
These are early drafts of proverbs and sayings, or those that otherwise didn't make the cut:


 * 1) "Don't change horses mid-stream, as you might drop the diaper in the water."
 * 2) "I stink, therefore I spam."
 * 3) "Oh what a tangled bed we leave, when first we practice to conceive."
 * 4) "A rolling moss gathers no stones."
 * 5) "Sometimes you bare the ghits, sometimes the ghits bare you."
 * 6) "Those who live in stone houses should not throw glass."
 * 7) "Two behinds stink alike."
 * 8) "We put our business in other people's noses."
 * 9) "A witch in lime saves twine."
 * 10) "You can't seed the forest for the fees."

Options for a new username

 * 1) User:I registered on Wikipedia, and all I got was this lousy username.