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Lakeshire Acres

Not much is known about the mysterious kingdom Lakeshire Acres. No one knows when it was made or where it originated. The Lakeshire has been shut off from the rest of the world; making it hard to gather information on it, but the things that our researchers have managed to get our hands on give us a clearer picture of how life is in the kingdom of Lakeshire.

The Creator

A man that goes by the name of Peter P. Peterson has been linked to being the founder and ruler of the Lakeshire. Peter allegedly made his fortune off of bitcoin miners and a complicated relationship with BestBuy, in which he may have exploited their systems for monetary gain and such. After he made his fortune not much is known about the king. There was one interview with Peter, but unfortunately, it has been lost to time with only a few excerpts remaining; such as “I’m not a Scientologist”, “sharing is caring”, “this is why you don’t do drugs kids”, and "fuckin' murdered her for the inheritance"; sadly there is no context to these quotes as much of the known information has been redacted.

Time Capsule and Power

Since the Region of Lakeshire has been shut off from the rest of the world, things haven’t been up to date. Education, fashion, and among other things haven’t been introduced to the Lakeshire. As seen in "INSERT PICTURE" some residents don’t even know the country they reside in. Not much is known about the government of the Lakeshire, other than that Peter rules over the Lakeshire and his residents and sits on something called the “Gaming Stool”.

Religion

There are many pictures that give us a basic understanding of their religion. The people seem to worship a goddess with pink hair.

The Shunned Member and Conflict

“Since the beginning, there has been conflict in the walls of Lakeshire,” says a shunned member of the Lakeshire who was kicked for reasons that he hasn’t disclosed. When we interviewed him he gave us information on how Lakeshire works and gave us information on some of the members that reside in it. We also asked him some questions. “What is your opinion on Peter?” "This %@#^* can send me some money and help me out" “What is your opinion on ‘Lakeshire Acres”? "It was pretty sus"

Baby Bird

The last remaining of the Three Late Zoomers, the rest have been thrown into the Black Hole. Baby Bird also known as “T-Dizzle” has had a unique reputation. Baby Bird started out as an Overpaid Dishwasher until eventually becoming a Psychiatric Patient for Profit. He studied at the University of Lakeshire and getting a degree in Black Hole Psychology. The King was fond of his work and made Baby Bird a Lakeshire Caregiver. Baby Bird has risen and fallen many times, being the first person to become a Caregiver three times. Baby Bird once said that “The King giveth with one hand, and taketh with the other.” After many falling outs with the King, Baby Bird matters into his own hand and plotted to overthrow the king. Crowning himself and leading the rebellion against Lakeshire with the Three Late Zoomers and with Black Holes; he took the throne… For 20 seconds. Baby Bird once said that those 20 seconds were the best 20 seconds in his life. Righteous King Peter stripped Baby Bird of his titles and threw him into the Black Hole along with the rest of the Late Zoomers. Baby Bird was eventually let back for some reason and served time in the Stocks. After 30 days Baby Bird was released and became Lakeshire’s Maester.

Culture

The culture in Lakeshire has been documented heavily. The morning routine usually consists of “Bean Battles” and “Among Us”. The severely punished have to dedicate hours to a game of “Terraria”; many paintings show the pain this punishment inflicts on a person. The higher members of Lakeshire group up in a place called “Ventrilo” for activities and meetings about the state of Lakeshire.

Cool Kids Town

A potential rival has surfaced; the kingdom “Cool Kids Town” has surfaced next to Lakeshire. They have been even less open and no one knows what their next move is. Since Cool Kids Town is fairly new, not much is known about it. We patiently wait to see what Cool Kids Town has in store.

Titles and Roles


 * Super Caregivers
 * Lakeshire Caregivers
 * Overpaid Dishwashers
 * Lakeshire Residents
 * Lakeshire Simps
 * Fucking Privillaged Simp
 * Psychiatric Patient for Profit
 * Sold into Slavery
 * Vikings
 * A Dude Bro

Known Members of Lakeshire


 * Peter P Peterson: (Super Caregiver) ruler of the Gamer Stool and creator of the Lakeshire
 * rachel ⚡: (Fucking Privillaged Simp) Rachel is the Queen of Fresca Lagoon parallel universe found by taking a left at the black hole you can't miss it.
 * Jet “St00p”: (Lakeshire Caregivers) person behind the name of Lakeshire, and personal friend of the King
 * T-Dizzle “Baby Bird”: (Maester) Known to believe he is right hand to the king and successor to the Gamer Stool. He is also a known usurper stripped of his power by the great king Peter in the aftermath of his revolution. Former Kings Hand, Fomer Caregivers three times over, former Psychiatric Patient for Profit, former Overpaid Dishwasher, Fomer Resident and Simp, Served time in the Black Hole and the Stocks, and is now currently serving as a Maester.
 * Venzer: (Lakeshire Caregiver) Well dweller
 * Shagroobin: “Poop” (DJ) The only guy that sits by Baby Bird's table
 * Hessinator: (Lakeshire Resident) Bodygaurd of the Kingdoms of lakeshire and its King
 * Simore123 (Deceased)
 * Aub: Our one and only Dude Bro
 * Kip also known as Kris10: (Lakeshire Resident) Owner of the sacred boob mousepad.
 * New York Pity: (Fucking Privillaged Simp) Peter’s doppelganger, possibly long lost sibling
 * KTuxx (Deceased)
 * Rythm (Deceased)
 * Danny Bee: we really don't need to say anything
 * Mildew_Sampler: Whereabouts unknown
 * oweNed: Awaiting Trial
 * l3ann: (Lakeshire Caregivers) The only person that will care about you
 * Groovy: Murderer
 * Folk Logic: (Lakeshire Resident) Quantum cigarette maker.

The rest of the members are unknown