User:Heroeswithmetaphors/WexleySchoolforGirls

Dear Diary

I was quite taken aback when one of the admissions counselors from Wexley approached me on my way to third period (geography). "Hey, genius! We want you!" I never thought of myself as a genius, and, being a boy, how could I get into an all-girls school? But she was adamant, and I began to fathom the possibilities if the male:female ratio on my campus were 1:1,866. It was compelling. Cross-dressing is not my thing; I would need some gay uncles, like Robin Williams in 'Mrs Doubtfire'. But the Wexley counselor said I could go as a boy! They don't even require neckties! She said Wexley is in Seattle, which is very far away, and is famous for Boeing not being there. And they have a library from outer space! Cool! The downside is that it is cloudy for 364 days per year, like London but without hooliganism.