User:Heyheyitsabby128

there once was a little boy named Rutherford Q. Arnold, also known as jenny. Jenny was born in the bleu cheese factory of bismark south carolina. He had a boring life and only one friend, Tootytot the 2 legged ferret. Jenny always got angry because the town bullies called him a squirrel. so, jenny beefstewed in their face and hit them in the temple with a yoyo. But then, Jenny felt bad and went to confession at the abandoned church and confessed to the very old preist, Briqfop. Briqfop was mad at Jenny and hit him with a yoyo. The town all then started hitting each other with yoyos, or yellow bricks. Bismark was falling apart. When Jenny finally graduated college at 69 years old, she decided to be a gum wrapper maker. But this was too hard for her.he also collected dented marbles. One day coming home from the doctor for his fungusy earlobe, he ran into tootytot. they cherised their childhood puppy love and married. But the morning of the wedding was terrible. Tootytot texted Jenny on his firefly, letting him know she had dirheaa. His friend Parker the Thrid did it before and he thought it was a good idea, but then Jenny was grossed out. Later at the wedding, Jenny was so nervous. He was so mad that he ran out of the burnt toast memorial where the wedding was held, and rolled down the high hill. at the bottom, a alligator ate him. THE END!