User:Heynikoletta

Narrator: Hello and welcome to Nikoletta's Wikipedia page. To get technical, Nikoletta is named after the Orthodox Christian saint, Nicholas...

Oh I'm boring you aren't I?

Nikoletta is a teenage girl who lives California and is on a swim team. She enjoys books, music, summer, t-shirts, and much more of your average teenage girl things. Only she is not your average teenage girl (I think). She has a Wikipedia account (obviously), a Google+ account, ;) and A LOT other things. She doesn't really have a life (you'll see what I mean soon enough).  Oh, and she hopes that you like this page.

Nikoletta: Thank you narrator, but fortunately, even with my SUPER busy schedule I was able to make to talk to all of you wonderful listeners, even you Marrito Smellito.

Marrito Smellito: Aw, you're the best!

Nikoletta: Why thank you, I am well aware

JK come on guys, I don't have THAT big of an ego (Or do I?)

Anyway, let's not get off topic and focus one what's important, MOI!

Man I'm not sounding any less annoying

Narrator: As you see, the no life thing is already noticeable. I mean to make a Wikipedia page about yourself–

Nikoletta: Oh shut up narrator nobody likes you

Narrator: That was rude

Nikoletta: Well the truth hurts, anyway see you next time (or should I say you'll read us next time?) on my Wikipedia page! :)))))

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This page is edited by mean people who won't let me put their names on here