User:Hhuee3

i invented giraffes. i dont like jelly beans. im a little bit wacko. i like batman. my fav kind of food is italian. im related tooooooooo...... that one guy. you know him? of course you do. yah hes that one with the face.... i like to break the law. its fun. only when your speeding though. i own 6 types of lotion. i use 2 of them. the guy who invented the universe sits by me in study hall. hes kinda tall. i recently found out that llamas will soon take over the world. no, i am not lying. my hairbrush ran away last week. i DOnt own a bazooka. my poker face sux but is improving. i live in scandinavia. i am a reindeer herder. yes, thats right, the prefered term is not elf. mrs. claus lost 10 pounds this week. i thnk she has some sort of disorder. rudolf got a tatoo..... it says "kiss these cinamon buns".... anyway... i take allergy medicine. it is oval shaped. i dont like clowns. they creep me out. never under any circumstance touch my hair. i am aware that it is in my eye. if it was bothering me i would move it myself.... ostriches squating in water kind of look like the loc ness monster. i am harboring alien catfish in an underwater space suit. my cellphone number is 123-dont-call-this-number . when my wallrus howls at the moon he sounds like a kitten. being run over by a train. i am a lawyer as a second job. it is nothing like law and order. the most exiting part of that job is when the fat guy gets a paper cut. i have written a book about spray paint. i listed 284365834573465 ways not to use it. one of those ways is as breath spray. if you do, you will die. i have an uncle who invented turkey bacon. he buys dental floss for christmas. i also have 12 fingers. i can do a cartwheel,handstand,summersault,flip.....backwards. i do not eat pine cone liver......ecept on tuesdays. so to sum that all up. im not that interesting.