User:Hickey210

To begin, my name is not Brendan Byrne. It is Patrick Hickey. I have many theories. Many people find these theories completely idiotic. But I my theories do indeed make perfect sence. Here is a list of some of my theories. And there are probably more to come.

1.The Color Theory. This is the one that most people agree with. I believe that every person sees different colors. What that means is that we all have the same name for a color, it just may be different to someone elses. For example, you see a green tennis ball. That is green to you. But to someone else, that might be there yellow. You may ask them what color the ball is. The person would most likly say green. But maybe their green is your purple. Do you get what I'm saying? We have the same names for colors, they all might be mixed up for eachother.

2.The Scorpio Theory. According to astorology, Scorpio's ruling planet is Pluto. The ruling planet is suppost to protect you and keep you and everyone else of your sign's life in balance. But since pluto is no longer a planet, I guess that means that my whole life and existence is out of check. That also means that as a Scorpio, I have no boundries anymore.

3.The Mirror Theory This is probably the stupidist one. What i believe is that a mirror is a portal to another demention. Ok don't X out. Think about it. You can never touch an empty spot on a mirror. Everytime you try, the "reflection" of your hand stops it. It could actually be that person in that demention blocking you from getting in. And we will never be able to test it. When glass breaks, the door to the demention is closed.

4.The "Im The Only Real Person" Theory Ok this theory kinda pisses people off. It basicly states that everyone besides me is does not really have thoughts. For all I know, you all don't really think for yourselves. God is thinking for you. And you are probably all thinking "I have thoughts! What is he talking about?!" Well this theory can work for you two. Who knows? Maybe I really dont have thoughts. Maybe I am being programed to say this. You can never be sure. And if I am the only person on earth with thoughts, then maybe this whole world and existence was made just for me. Like everything was just made when i was born. And people who are older than me's memories we just created. Maybe God just made the world November 7th 1990 and I am the only one who can think. And that means that when I die, everything stops. The only way to really test my theory is to kill me. This could also mean that I am like Jesus. And I just don't know it. Jesus' records of life went from birth to 33. Nothing in between. So you don't know. Maybe I will reilize it when im 33. Who knows.

You probably all want to punch me in the face for saying all of this. But hold in your anger. I'm not saying any of this is at all true. I just think of these things when I'm bored. But for all of you who are calling me an idot and saying all this is bull, when I die (which means all you will to) God is going to say that all the things i said in life are correct. And you are all going to be in shock. But whatever.