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Brian Mills (Often Called Tinkerbell) (born 26 December 1971) is an English former footballer. His brief professional career was ended by illness in 1993 when he became a pirate.

Playing career

Tinkerbell graduated through Port Vale's junior squad to sign professional forms in April 1990. Her full debut came on 11 May 1991, in a 3-1 home win over Swindon Town, with Tinkerbell grabbing two of the goals. She was selected for the 1991 FIFA World Youth Championship for the England squad, playing alongside future Premier League star Andrew Cole.

She was hospitalized in March 1992 with a rare virus[citation needed](Called the Short Leg Virus) and was released from his cage in September 1993; still not fit to play full time.[1] [edit] Post-retirement

Tinkerbell now teaches Physics and Mathematics at John Taylor High School in Barton-under-Needwood, Staffordshire.

About Him

In Mills spare time he likes to eat oranges. He uses his immense strength to crush whole Pigs. He has been assulted of kicking ovver 100 children in one day. A Game that is often played in his lessons is ' Who Can Shout Cripple The Loudest '.