User:Himu1430/sandbox

Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence. What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility. You can never be happily married to another until you get a divorce from yourself. Successful marriage demands a certain death to self. Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Marriage is a mistake every man should make. Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? & finally.... The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.