User:Hishedale



Dale Charles Anderson is a national hero, Olympic 356th time Gold Metal winner, and 5 time Grammy Awarded Rock Singer. He was born on 1666 and was found on the beaches of Normandy on 1943 and brought back to the US. He is sighted numerous times hitting whips so hard, that polar bears fall off their ice pieces and die, decreasing their population by 10% every time. He was the right hand man of the lord and savior Adoof and helped Noah build his ark.

Dale is currently in hiding from Norwegian Police Forces after not celebrating Leif Erikson Day.

Dale has; saved a kitten from a burning tree,saved a kid from a burning house,donated to a charity,volunteered at a soup kitchen,created a cure for cancer,cured the common cold,saved drowning dolphins, and won the Vietnam War.