User:Historicfredvegas/Historic fredericksburg, new revolution

Last time we were down to my folks house, we took a trip to Carl’s Ice Cream Stand and were joking about a sign that said: “Welcome to Historic Fredericksburg”. It just so happened that some Civil War era actors were walking down the street next to our car. Brooke saw her opening, and rolled down her window to yell: “Can you tell me how to get to Historic Fredericksburg?” Unfortunately, we had to stop at the red light a few yards ahead, and before the light turned green, Ron saw in his rearview mirror that the flustered actors were giving us all the classic Civil War middle finger. Ron was very upset, so he slammed the car into park, put on his four-way flashers, and jumped out to get his musket from the trunk while Candy immediately started sewing what she called a flag for the New Revolution. Fighting began, and some time elapsed, and so began the infancy of what we now call “Google”.