User:Histories mysteries

Histories_mysteries knows many, many mysteries, and because of this he is often accused of knowing nothing of history, while in fact nothing could be farther from the truth, as it is actually a well known fact that histories_mysteries is only just short of a certified historian, and whomever is spreading these vicious lies about the otherwise spotless reputation of histories_mysteries shall be arrested just as soon as histories_mysteries and his devoted followers can catch the scoundrels responsible.

In title, he is in fact currently a certified mystorian, and although many would doubt the legitimacy of the term mystorian, it can clearly be seen and defined on any online collection of definitions that has been personally edited by histories_mysteries, and not yet deleted by anyone other than histories_mysteries.

Histories_mysteries devotes his time on the Wikipedia website to making pages that "expand upon the knowledge of whomever is tired and bored enough to stumble across it." (Page 11, "The Book of Mysteries") In fact, actually finding and reading a Wikipedia page written and/or revised by the actual histories_mysteries is a rare event, as the pages are often immediately edited and/or deleted in a matter of seconds after their creation, hence why his followers are so few. Those that are lucky enough to be graced with his knowledge always find themselves in his service, one way or another. To serve histories_mysteries is, after all, considered an honor, but only among those that currently serve histories_mysteries. The knowledge given out by histories_mysteries comes in the form of pages containing previously unknown, unheard of, or even unnecessary information called "mysteries" if the information is about people, and "histories" if the information is about an event. All articles in between are merely referred to as the following: _

Regardless of all of the above information, histories_mysteries is, to say the least, enigmatic, although he might prefer to call himself cryptic, or perhaps even...mysterious.