User:Hobbes&Calvin/Christopher wussington

Christopher Wussington was born thirty billion years ago, but time traveled to the present day on his first birthday, and is currently fourteen years old. He has had a brief political career, but mostly focuses on the magical side of his life, despite many people s pleading for him to become a normal, average, ruler of the Universe.

Political Career: his political career started at a very young age, as king of Gibberish. his time as leader of the Gibberish people, known as 'Gibberishians', was spent training feirce viking chickens for defence, riding lions, and creating schools. Despite all these wonderful additions the Gibberishian culture, there was an uprising, and the country changed it's name to, "RAWR! I WANT A BANNA!" republic, most likely named this because the name was devised a little bit before lunch. Soon after his ending rule of Gibberish, he became President of the Dinousars; after being relected, his term ended shortly, due to a metiriote and a volcanoe destroyed his country, and all his people were killed. it was soon after this, on his eight birthday, that he decided that the political career was not for him.

Magical Career He is currently the Head Wizard. He set the world record for shortest Wizard apprenticeship, taking only a day to pass, and soon became the Head Wizard's apprentice. after defeating Dalrak, the evil Wizard enemy, Christopher was promoted to Head Wizard, and is currently creating a serious of Wizard Schools, with side lessons on British Accents, Broomstick Flying, and a special class entitled, "are you a wizard of immense power, destined to save the world from birth?" He has also created a musical department, previously unneeded for the Wizards.

Modern Culture Careers Despite his young age, Christopher has accomplished many important things; he witnessed the creation of bubblewrap; he was awarded 'Best Waldo Stunt Double Ever' award, as well has holding the world record for longest hidden Waldo stunt double.