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EXPLODING ZAGGLEZAFFS AND THE DAMAGE THEY CAUSE TO US!!!!

EXPLODING ZAGGLEZAFFS

Exploding zagglezaffs originated in a lab in Russia. The lab name is unknown, all we know is that it was in eastern Russia. The lab was torn down because people were starting to get scared because they were seeing the zagglezaffs. zagglezaffs are a plant and animal mix. they will eat you whole, and they can set things on fire. If you see a zagglezaff, do NOT run. Zagglezaffs are much faster than humans. If you see a zagglezaff, your best bet is to hide somewhere where they cant get you. ZAGGLEZAFFS ARE DANGEROUS!!!!! AHHHHHH RUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! IM BEING EATEN!!!! that's what you will be screaming. Zagglezaffs also poop on humans for fun. and if the weight of it doesn't kill you, ( 100 pounds) the smell certainly will. people who survived to tell the story described the smell as wet dog mixed with rotten egg. others have described it as a rotting flesh smell. ...