User:HomerHarrell/sandbox/Hunter Walker aka The Oklahoma Pimp

Hunter Walker aka The Oklahoma Pimp

Hunter Walker aka The Oklahoma Pimp, is a quite large fella. He loves Blow Pops and My Little Pony and enjoys tanning himself in his plastic baby pool in the front yard. Lathered in Crisco, his old lady Buffy, tends to his every need of Natural Light and Pork Rinds. Born and raised in some po-dunk town in Oklahoma, he is so reveled by his fellow state residents that he couldn't even be called an Okie. Stamped with the coolest tattoos you've ever seen doesn't even persuade them to accept him.