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BATES COLLEGE ALL SPORTS CAMP

A Camp Founded by Erik Bertelsen back in 1983, it was an all sports camp that took place in bates college in Lewiston Maine. A camp with such motto's as 21 and still fun, 22 and we still booze, and the legacy continues. The camp eventually was shut down because the new president of Bates College did not enjoy the camp. Darren Littlefield was the head director for the last year and it was quite the experience.

Events: Walking up Mt David and finding out who each other was by singing stupid pieces of paper with dumb clues. An event that was disliked by everyone at the camp, including the children and directors.

Activities: Omnikin was the biggest success! A big giant ball was held by a counselor and that counselor preceeded to strike children with it. Eclipse, tennis with volyball rules on a tenis court with special rackets, and other commmon sports such as basketball, softball, badminton, pickleball, and wallyball and smear the queer.

Famous Nights: The dance! Counselors used this as an excuse to hunt for there prey and future hook ups Kids used this as an excuse to giggle and drink punch

Famous Original Staff: Drea who is known for such qoutes as "Ride On", Damon Smith, known as DS, or one bad motha, Liz who was there forever and Anne Martin, known as A-mart was an office assistant who did tons of bitch work. Peter Glasser was known for his sexual jokes around children such as "I want a salami sandwich", and him replying with "Ill show u a salami right here"...

Young Staff: Geoff Cole, Justin Doyon, Robyn Bookman, Matt Miller, Awni Gorham, Nick Gosselin, Trevor LaFauci, Jamal Gorham, Johanna Schibel, Allie Tolle, Laurel Bookamn, Derek Boleing, Emma Rhienaluter, Jake Sklarew, Dave Rosquete, Ben Burghart, Ryan "DEEPITT" Maher, Ryan Hathway

Interesting Families: The Cole Family...brother James once qouted as saying "white chicks do not apply", to know that he only was hunting for foreign women....Geoff Cole once said "I need to be challenged, I am Cole"..everyone judged him

Controversies: Tommy Midol asking young women to go into the Pond, Justin Doyon getting hit by a car, Josh Holder stealing golf carts with campers...all were released from the staff, Bret not doing any work, showing up to activities late, doing things with little girls, emily goldberg hooking up with Hubert, Hubert was not invited back to the staff

Famous Activity Heads: Scott known for his constant bombardment of young children, Bubba Trubba, as Matt Miller, Eric Wisman, and Matt Hurley said bubba trubba and he stormed into the room and things got awkward fast

Hot Counselors: Lynsay Dwinal lusted by many young children and staff, now is married, so stop dreaming, Casey from swim staff, shit she was hot

The Spanish Inquisition: Maria hooking up with Brett, she was counselors with Matt Miller one year and she dreamed of many men and many little boys dreamed of her...a lot of little campers were famous, Juan who said "I am the Best", and rumor is Ali Driscoll morphed into one...

Big-T: Famous counselor, women wanted him and men wanted to be him! Big-T dance was the highlight, he was the bobcat counselor forever and people loved Big T...people lusted after him but he continually shut them down...

"Kitty" Cat lusted after Big T hard, even serving him Dennys at night....

Famous Hooks for Campers to Find out About!!!!

Geoff Cole and Robyn Bookman WOWZAH Emily Goldberg and Hubert James Matt Mill and Courtney Fitzpatrick Matt Mill and Emma Rhienhaulter Maretinnea Green and Jamal Gorham Erin Timminey and Jamal Gorham Allie Tolle and Justin Doyon Allie Tolle and N-Goss? Rumor Mill Goeff cole and campers? rumor mill D-Bo and Kim Schi Johanna Schi and Justin Doyon Corey the trainer and Robyn Bookman

Famous Trainers: Gina "I cant walk up a mountain" DiCrocco, that fat woman was FAAAAATT, BUBBA TRUBBBA, EMILY STUBBS, Corey, and that weird guy Chris who no one liked and he smiled alot

Famous Quotes--"Born Ready" Anwar Gorham "Quiet Down"--Erik Bert "Have you ever seen a black titty"--Mariteena Green "Dan Marino's son is my best friend"--Seth Chandler "The spanish girls are making me feel uncomfortable"--allie tolle's lynx who sucked