User:Hoobaga/The legend of Colleen Mutchier

The Creation of Colleen
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Mrs Colleen today
Mrs Colleen today is known for her acts of kindness to the world.She was recently spotted in Bhurma fighting off the flying electric whales that have been terrorizing the country. Mrs Colleen has written thousands of best selling books including the bibol, catcher in the rye, and the lord of the flies. She is also an olympic athlete with 573 gold medals. Mrs Colleen has broken the world record in weight lifting; benching over 12 million pounds. She wlived with a family of wasps for 30 years, so she can fly.