User:Horatio10

The Fight of Chuck Norris
(www.fun.com) I am trying to guard against corruption and tyranny of the government. They are planning to take over the world using a combination of brute force, ignorance, being overweight, and Wal-Mart. However, I believe that there is a solution to all of our problems. The one and only- Chuck Norris. He can roundhouse kick everyone out of his way. However, he would get into trouble with the law-and he doesn't want to have to defeat the people who are helping the government in mortal combat. So, he instead has sided with the one and only politician Mike Huckabee. Vote for him, and you will elect Chuck Norris.

Good day.

I am Horatio. And I approve this message.