User:Hornypenguin

Rosie 'Chief' Gudgeon, was born in the mountains of Uganda in 2000BC. On the 7th of January rosie fell out of a Columbian drug Lords wifes wizards sleeve.

Only one week later at just 7 days old she was kidnapped by 2 police officers and was was thrown into a boot of a car, never to be seen by her family again. We were only only able to get a few words out of her mother as she was unable to speak due to sheer happiness and relief. Zambama Olloff said "she ruined my life I'm free".

After being kidnapped the self titled "chief" was then smuggled into Britain via a sewage systems leading directly from Teresa May's toilet in the tax haven of Monaco.

On arrival in this great country, rosie was then made to sell used shoe laces to zoo keepers from aged just 1. Unfortunately the money making sperm did not work out for the toddler so she turned to hard drugs.

After 10 hard years of drug abuse. 11 year old rosie was rescued by Jack the ripper as he took her under his wing and she learned from the very best.