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= Horse Smuggling =

Horse Smuggling
Horse Smuggling has been a prominent issue between The United States and Canada. In spite of their constant struggle to smuggle horses over the Canadian border, people managed to get them across by rowing them across Niagara Falls. The smugglers managed to sell them for $2.50 a piece. Horse smuggling has been a crime on the rise for many years. There is a total of 3 million horses every year getting smuggled over the border. It is a profitable business, but at what expense? Typically the horses are shipped through train.

The experience for the horse on the train is typically a bad one. Horses are stuffed into the fine dining car is leaving them with a good food experience but little place to actually rest. This also causes problems for the people on the train because they are not able to access the food car and many starve and die. When the horses Use the toilet it’s discard it through the window which is also bad because this ends up in rivers.

The next step in the horse smuggling process is selling them in Canada it’s created a huge schism between the moose smuggler’s. Horse smugglers and moose smugglers now fight for territory and have become the equivalent to gangs. But it isn’t that bad because their Canadian and I as everybody know Canadians are the nicest people out there.

In conclusion horse smuggling is a very profitable business but causes many economic hardships for The residence of Guatemala.


 * How to stop horse smugglers
 * Give them maple syrup up in exchange for the horse
 * Try insulting them
 * Ex. Call them a cotton headed nini muggins
 * Hit them in the face
 * Distract them with coconuts
 * Sing them a bedtime story
 * Derail the train


 * How to do horse smugglering yourself
 * Acquire all the horses
 * Get a cool codename
 * Ex. I don’t even know
 * Invest money in building railways
 * Purchase a 10 gallon cowboy hat
 * By disguises for the horses so no one recognizes that they are a horse
 * Get boats to transport them across Niagara Falls
 * Sell your horses to Canadians