User:Horseshoe419/sandbox

Erik Havamal is a white Nigerian war god and sex icon who despises Iraqi cats and terrorists. He is also commonly know as Erak the Nigerian due to his ability to out-Nigerian a Nigerian internet scammer and the inability of his Iraqi and African co-workers to say his first name properly.

It is quite likely that he has slept with your girlfriend and mother. At the same time.

He has accomplished this feat with assistance of his beloved friend Ranger. Ranger is the pet name of Erik's penis, seasonally it may also be referred to as the "Halloweenis". Ranger is said by Erik to be very nice, but friends of Erik have rated Ranger at a 4 out of 10 possible points. . The Nigerian is also said, by himself, to tip quite well at restaurants.

He is also known for being a keyboard commando of the first degree and starting his series Hot Chick Problems in which he exposes men who send messages to women that are off-putting, harassing, or in extremely poor taste. He responds to these in equally poor taste.

When not embarrassing people on the internet he enjoys helping veterans in need and going on international sex parades.