User:Hot Fries the 5th

Hot Fries the 5th was born on the 29th of September and has never cared for time, therefore young Hot Fries refuses birthdays. Time is only an illusion and illusions are not what dear Hot Fries likes to indulge herself in. Young Hot Fries the 5th does enjoy root beer, vegetarian Indian tacos, roller skating, and making out with her beloved girlfriend, Cinnamon Bun.