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In the year 345 B.C.E, Barack Obama seized power of the Roman Empire. He is a famous leader, for implementing such features as boneless pizza and the dance known as the "Wiggle Wobble" Throughout Obama's term, he faced difficulties, sucha s dealing with the reality of his raging gayness and the famous Trumpian revolt, which failed when Obama defeated them at the battle of twilight gap, single-handedly. His other hand got eaten by the jack sparrow. It is well known, that Obama was a game grumps fanboy, and because he liked them so much, he accidently created segregation when he gave them exclusive DLC content. Moreover, Obama was famous for inventing the siege weapon known as michelle. When she sits down, the walls of any city collaspe instantly. Sadly, when Obama was 69 he was assassinated by the Pink Guy. This caused a civil war, where Pink Guy and George Bush fought for power of the Roman Empire. It culminated into the famous Battle of Twilight Gap II, where Bush used his inborne power of the Kamehamae wave to decimate Pink Guys army. Finally, Bush inherited a broken and poor empire, and was eventually deposed by the Zimbabwe Communist Confederacy. Now, the remnants of the empire were under control of several other countires, and its former pride shattered. That was until a black man was bragging about himself, and was arrested for bragging and then executed by michelle. But he came back from the dead, as the second coming of Obama. His followers worshipped him, and in the famous Battle of Twilight Gap III, he defeated Zimbabwean general Jimmy Kimmel. This became the New Obama order. Obama did amazing things including creating the siege weapon Michelle Obama, and creating a drug monoply in the state of GONDOR. Obama was now a syrian prince and very old, he died peacefully, at the age of 235. FLASHBACK END THE THIRD COMING OF OBAMA In the year 345 B.C.E, Barack Obama seized power of the Roman Empire. He is a famous leader, for implementing such features as boneless pizza and the dance known as the "Wiggle Wobble" Throughout Obama's term, he faced difficulties, sucha s dealing with the reality of his raging gayness and the famous Trumpian revolt, which failed when Obama defeated them at the battle of twilight gap, single-handedly. His other hand got eaten by the jack sparrow. It is well known, that Obama was a game grumps fanboy, and because he liked them so much, he accidently created segregation when he gave them exclusive DLC content. Moreover, Obama was famous for inventing the siege weapon known as michelle. When she sits down, the walls of any city collaspe instantly. Sadly, when Obama was 69 he was assassinated by the Pink Guy. This caused a civil war, where Pink Guy and George Bush fought for power of the Roman Empire. It culminated into the famous Battle of Twilight Gap II, where Bush used his inborne power of the Kamehamae wave to decimate Pink Guys army. Finally, Bush inherited a broken and poor empire, and was eventually deposed by the Zimbabwe Communist Confederacy. Now, the remnants of the empire were under control of several other countires, and its former pride shattered. That was until a black man was bragging about himself, and was arrested for bragging and then executed by michelle. But he came back from the dead, as the second coming of Obama. His followers worshipped him, and in the famous Battle of Twilight Gap III, he defeated Zimbabwean general Jimmy Kimmel. This became the New Obama order. Obama did amazing things including creating the siege weapon Michelle Obama, and creating a drug monoply in the state of GONDOR. Obama was now a syrian prince and very old, he died peacefully, at the age of 235. Yeah he did it twice, he's that cool.