User:Hotdogjuicer/spam

thank you for subscribing to spam e-mails

you will receive your first spam e-mail in your inbox in a couple of days. a new one will be sent every 2 hours, and will be identical to the others.

however, we will inform you with updates every time we get new products because we get new products or new shipments every 5 hours!

you can not undo this. we will charge $10 for every e-mail you open. we will also create pop-up ads. the ones you click on and the ones with the stupid little games.

hope you are satisfied!

-Spam Inc.