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Proper etiquette of writing

 * You must always spell correctly.
 * You must always use capital letters.
 * You must know your facts very well
 * you must know your intended audience

Proper etiquette of talking

 * One must always treat the person they are talking to with the most utter respect
 * One must pronounce every sound
 * One must not use slang words
 * One must always think before you speak

Proper etiquette of eating
--How can i help you sir? (talk) 18:55, 16 December 2012 (UTC)
 * One must use a cutlery at all times
 * One must not speak whilst chewing
 * One must not open there mouth whilst chewing
 * One must finish with cutlery in the right place
 * One must be gracious about the food they get
 * One must not drink fizzy drinks at the table