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The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious - by Monty Cleenikes
A book report by Issac Regs

The Once was The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious. The reason he was called The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious is because it was a mystery why he was not mysterious.Or is it?

HOW DID HE GET HIS NAME
There are many disputes about whow The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious got his name and here are just a few:


 * One day The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious decided to start using an apple peeler to peel an apple.


 * When The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious climbed The Mysterious Hill that actually was Mysterious, he yelled from the top that the The Mysterious Hill that actually was  Mysterious  wasn't The Mysterious Hill that actually was  Mysterious becuase The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious had found out it's mysterious secret that wasn't Mysterious and thus became The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious


 * One Time The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious was listening to a palstic-cup-and-string telephone that he found on the ground in the park and he heard a story of a man who lived on a tour bus named the Well Known Man. Intrigued by this, he followed the string and found out that the phone belonged to his great auntie The Mystious Lady that worked at the Mysterious store. Apon asking about the Well Known Man, The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious decided to go and see him in order be mysterious therefore popular. After consulting many road maps and Burger wrappers, The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious finally found the tour bus where the Well Known Man was. After paying a mysterious fee to get on board the bus he saw, to his great dissapointment, that the Well Known Man was actually Snow Cone Dan, who served Snow cones to tourists on the bus. The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious  was very diasappointed by this and went to see his great auntie, The Mystious Lady that worked at the Mysterious store, but found that she had moved to Belguim to marry a dolphin.

Family
TMMTWNT loves the saying "You can't pick your family, but you can pick your friends"

The following family members don't.


 * The Mysterious Lady that worked at the Mysterious store
 * The Mysterious Matha-Magician who was also Mysteriously a Man
 * The Myterious Gold fish owner who Mysteriously Disappered
 * The Mysterious Newspaper Reporter who Mysteriously wrote Mysteriously
 * The Mysterious Mystical Man that read Mysterious Mystical fourtunes

Pets
Although many mysterious people
 * The Mysterious Monster Mutt that made a Mess
 * The Mysterious Goldfish that once belonged to The Myterious Gold fish owner who Mysteriously Disappered
 * The Mysterious Pet Rock that was found in the Mysterious Murky Toilet.

Hobbies
The mysterious man that was not mysterious (TMMTWNM for short) not only likes to peel apples in his spare time (refer to "how did he get his name"), he also loves:
 * a mysterious game of mysterious monopoly the ?th edition, which he enjoys because it's a very mysterious game thats not very mysterious like TMMTWNM himself.
 * He also enjoys to play the mysterious version of pingpong, known by the weird as Ming Mong, (thats just normal pingpong but alot more mysterious... oh and it also has Ms insteaed of Ps).
 * He also enjoys looking at blank graves because it makes him feel more Mysterious

Occupation
No matter how mysterious a person is everyone needs to bring money home at the end of the day, and even TMMTWNM is not an exception. After coming to the same conclusion himself, The Mysterious Man that was not Mysterious decided to take on a series of jobs, each one more mysterious than the last. These are just a few:
 * A Mysterious Assistant to his 3rd cousion The Mysterious Matha-Magician who was also Mysteriously a  Man.
 * A Mysterious Fish-Tank Cleaner for his Family friend, The Myterious Gold fish owner who Mysteriously Disappered. This didn't last very long because a Mysterious Clown that Looked Like a Mysterious Gangsta took The Myterious Gold fish owner who Mysteriously Disappered on a date on a cruise ship named The Mysterious Gurgler and was she was never seen again.
 * A Mysterious Mime to the Mysterious Chinese man that ran the Mysterious Corner store and had to sell mysterious food to customers without sspeaking

He was mysteriously bad at all of these jobs