User:Howard S.Tupid

Early Life

Howard Steven Tupid was born to Brandon Tupid and Diana Jimmons,on November 19,1961,in Toronto,Canada.Even though he is fully American,his grandmother,Mona Posieux,and his uncle,Remy Pierres,are French.He was the oldest of 3 siblings;his younger brother Ronald,and his youngest sister,Kalya.His father died when Howard was only 4.His mother remarried Marcus Nolands.Howard hated Marcus,and never took his last name.When Howard turned 17,he fell in love with a student,Tanya Kings,but she died in a thunderstorm.Howard later moved out,when he was 18.He moved to Stamford,Connecticut,and attended Stamford University.

His First Two Marriages

When Howard attended Stamford University,he fell in love with a fellow student,Hallie Grinfings.They were deeply in love,and when Hallie was 20 years old,she got pregnant,and gave birth to twin boys,James Howard Steven Tupid,and Timothy Tupid,or simply Jimmy and Timmy.Howard got married on January 23,1981.He got a degree in biology,and studied insects.He went around the world,studying insects.He barely got to see his own sons,and n 1987,Hallie divorced Howard. While studying insects in China,he met a woman called Mixi Jiu.Howard described her as"an angel sent from heaven".They got married in 1989.They had two daughters,Tanya Hallie Tupid,and Francine Tupid,and had one son,Christopher Tupid.They lived in Hong Kong,for 9 years,until Mixi confessed on cheating on Howard.Howard left her,and one of his daughters,Tanya Hallie,went with hi,

Third Marriage

Howard decided to stop studying insects,and became a restaraunt chef.One of his fellow workers,Martha Wieldingforth,got interested in Howard,and eventually fell in love with him.They had 2 sons;Avery Brandon Tupid,and Chuck Tupid,and also a daughter,Diana Tupid.Howard and Martha got married on July 4,1994.They moved to Seattle,Washington.

Current Life

Howard S.Tupid lives with his current wife,Martha Tupid,with his two daughters,Tanya Hallie Jasworash,Diana Tupid,and their sons,Avery Brandon Tupid,and Chuck Tupid.They live in Seattle,Washington.Howard works as a police officer,while Martha works as a cook.Their oldest daughter,Tanya Hallie has married a man called Joshua Jasworash,and is currently pregnant,expecting a son.