User:Howlinstein

Jonny 'YMCA' Wolfe

Age: To be decided

Sex: Questionable

Self proclaimed 6th member of the Village People, he has deep roots in the Illuminati and has a deranged fetish for sausages (it has been deduced that a sausage is an innuendo for a phallical appendage) and cooking while naked. Rumours which derive from Bristol state that on full moons he adapts the mind set of a peruvian vegetable farmer named Hans.

If encountered one must act with caution.