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Benjamin Collard

Benjamin Collards real name is vladameare pootin. He has a crush who can't be mensioned as he's scared people would find out (her enitials are LP). His smarts are at level of the likes of Steven Hawkins and Albert Einstein. He plays the guitar (very well I must add) and is adored by all for this particular skill. He is the biggest fan in the world of salad fingers (along with his twin sister, Sophie Dent) as well as Harry Potter. His twin ,Sophie Dent, and his best friend, Kiran Buzza, is mega awesome and love to come to the palace that he owns jointly with his twin (Swaggingham palace) in the country of Swaggililaggidoodah. It is a magnificent pad that has everything you'd ever want: A massive Jacuzzi, an indoor cinema that shows The Mighty Boosh 24/7, a floor that is has only bouncy castles and trampolines. Ha