User:Hpcharlie89

I began to first become a Wikipedia addict nearly 2 or 3 years ago. Wikipedia, while not allowed for school projects, was a great way to pass the time and find out useful information. The vast sources of information at my fingertips because of Wikipedia is amazing and without it- well, I'd probably be dead. The story begins as a child. I was only 12 years old, and I had been living in the projects of Oak Cliff (O.C.) for some time. Some dogs attacked me, and I needed to know how to fight the dogs back, so I ran into the local OC library, and Wiki'd dogs quickly. I found that their nips were their most vulnerable places. So I ran back outside and grabbed them by their hairy nipples and squeezed harder than ever before. I was able to subdue the beasts, but I was subsequently shot by a black man on a bicycle. Now bear with me, the man on the bike's weak point was also his nipples. So with a hole in my appendix, I grabbed the mans' nips and twisted, causing him to scream like a hot potato...Actually, none of this ever happened, as hard as it is to believe. I'm 17 and I live in HP, cause i got da dough $$ and I like to drive fast cars, touch titties, and get crunk. 8-) ~Chaz