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Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis is an accomplished business development professional well known and renowned throughout the business intelligence community globally. Following stints at business intelligence giants such as Business Insights, Datamonitor and GBI Research, Andrew has retired and moved into an extravagant Surrey mansion in Surrey.

Often described as the most desirable man in sales, and known simply as 'Alpha', Andrew's ageless sex appeal has been put down to his follicular degeneration which has been linked to unusually high amounts of testosterone production. Often confused with Jason Gardner, of Ice dancing fame and Greg Wallace off of 'Master Chef', Andrew cuts a mean shape on the dancefloor.

Andrew first came to fame for winning the hotly contested 'Datamonitors' Sexiest Male' competition (voted for by a panel group of his female peers). Since then he has won such accolades as 'Wow - this guy knows everything', 'Best dressed bald businessman' and the '17 1/2 minutes nudnik' award.

Andrew is beloved by all who come across him and one heck of a male.