User:Huckybuck

DISCLAIMER
This page is entirely based on fiction. No part of it is actually true. Some may be loosely related to the real world, but that would be purely coincidental.

Definition
Huckybuck's are one of a kind fruits that are sourced from the Amazon they are large in size, purple in colour and smell of Vince Mcmahon. Unknown to the genral public, they are used in the process of wine making, being cheaper and juicier than grapes.

A Huckybuck is also the collective term for a group of 5 men on top of a high rise building, 3 of them balancing glasses of orange juice on their chins, 1 doing a handstand and the other playing the air-flute (similar to air guitar). This term came into use after the popular New York gang "Huckybuck" performed this feat, lasting only 5 seconds because one of the members spilt his juice on the man performing a hand-stand, confusing him, and in the end, causing him to fall off of the building.

The Fruit
The scientific name for the Fruit is 'McMahonbuckberry', however, this term is outdated. The Fruit was first discovered by Mr. McMahon, in the arly 2000's, when he was training wrestlers in the Amazonian Jungle as cheap labour. One of these Amazonians (named 'Huckybuck' after the Gang {see below}) became lost and fed himself by eating some purple berries he had found. When Vince McMahon discovered him and the berries, he stashed some into his Y-fronts and took them back to the USA and sold them. The Huckybuck Industry is now a multi-billion dollar industry, providing America with over a quarter of its GDP

The Gang
Founded in 1919, Huckybuck only existed for 3 months, after the fatal tragedy (described above), which was thereafter referred to as "The Huckybuck" incident. The Gang Mainly dealt penicillin and morphine, as they were the first group of mobsters to treat other people nicely. This operation was discontinued not after "The Hukcybuck" incident, but after Greg (The founder) accidentally consumed ALL of their drugs within an hour. It was after this happened that he decided to perform a "Huckybuck" (The roof thing), which resulted in the end of "Huckybuck" (The Gang)

The Roof Thing
This "Huckybuck" has already been described for you above.

The Wikipedia User
Huckybuck was once a vandalist, however, when he took part in his first huckybuck (him begin the air-flutist) he realised that wikiepdia doesn't need vandals, and therefore became a wiki-hero, rather than a wiki-villain.