User:Humadroid3

Overview of John Graham
Boy born in Raleigh North Carolina and moved to a small trailer area called Archers Lodge. He wishes to be a dragon when he grows up and a veterinarian. He has lots of friends and would love to hang out with anyone no matter how they act or who they hang with. He has 5 dogs and 1 fish. He believes as a vet dragon he can change the world. He wishes to defeat the level 8 moneymen and claims the 9th dimension.

John Graham has become an inspirational figure. He wishes to harness the power of the sun and use it against all of the city's rabid starfish.

0 BC.
John Graham invents a time machine. He uses this to go back in time after/before his death and writes a Wikipedia profile. After another 1955 years, John Graham's time machine will cause his body to explode.

14 BC.
John Graham was inspired by the musical hit: "Hairspray", he devises a plan to create a mastermind behind everything and everyone; this mastermind, as he calls it, is named: Babushka.

105 BC.
John Graham has inspired a mass amount of people; he attacks K-Mart in an attempt to stop the sale of toilet paper.

495 BC.
John Graham's mother birthed him from her fingertips.

2592 AD.
John Graham's family has become futile in their efforts of mass confusion.

9471 AD.
John Graham's internal memory structure was melted in a fire, he now is known as: "Slaw". The magical food you put on your barbeque sandwiches.

Withdrawal
After John Graham's transformation into 'Slaw' he went through withdrawal after his brain was shot out of cannon. His slaw like body was destroyed but his brain was still strong. They harnessed the power of the Slaw Brain, by keeping it inside of a refrigerator at 4195 Feline Road. Inside of the refrigerator is a jar of pickles, which, he befriended.

Mathmatical Equation
John Graham's life expectancy is: $$(½x)2. Where X is how long John has lived.$$