User:Human Instrumentality Project

Hello. I am the harbinger of terror, the accoldae of accolades, the best girl of waifus, and the moderately-sized schlong of non-toxic masculinity. My goal? Updating my resume.

You might be asking: Who am I? Well clearly no-one important... rather I am but the collective of all of our consciousness.

I'm over here wondering how tf people get this shit so fancy LOL, *ahem* i'll figure this out.